I think the security forces woman thought I was coming onto her from the expression she had on.Ĩ. Pulled up right when the 'give it to me, baby!' part of Pretty Fly For A White Guy came on.
I tried to explain that I just inhaled some dust, but I was coughing so much and couldn't get it out so yeah, he thought I was diseased.ħ. Had a coughing fit and the gate guard looked at me like I was diseased. Accidentally flung my ID card into the back seat. It was before I had any caffeine and well, I do think about cheese quite a bit.ĥ. Replied, 'The cheese is great,' when asked, 'how are you doing?' I've no idea why I said this. The MP was like, 'Cool, thanks!' in a joking manner.ģ. Handed over my credit card instead of my ID card. Sometimes I get one that stares at me like, 'Am I supposed to get it? Am I your personal servant?'Ģ. I've dropped my ID card onto the ground when holding it out.
